Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Funny part II

I find it amazing that having asked for some screen resolution images for a web site, I should receive an envelope with magazine cuttings in it. Under normal circumstances, this may be acceptable. The problem being that we are a cutting edge 3D software company. I don't think she fully understood when I said cut and paste...
Help.


Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Wednesday

Someone broke into our car last night. They stole the remote for the garage door but left my camera, cd's and stereo. Now all I have to do is wait by the garage door with elephant gun. Some people really suck...

Here's one now...

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Happy Birthday JARR

Jeremy (my brother) is 22!
Now go get a haircut...
:P

Friday, April 15, 2005

You could already be a WINNER!

It's a new manager! Congratulations! You've been chosen from thousands to be the lucky recipient of a completely incompetent manager. Not only is he totally devoid of logical thought processes but he will talk for hours (mostly about himself). So, unpack him, put him in an office with a phone in his hand and watch him go*.



*Batteries not included

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Bollocks

Is there such a thing as hereditary incompetence? These people I work for could not have become this stupid by accident...


Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Holiday from Hell

Here's as close as I'll get to having a holiday in the next 6 months. This job is really starting to depress me. Time to change I think...

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Tuesday is D Day

Today is a day.



Thankyou for your wonderful comments Jenn! :)

Monday, April 04, 2005

Monday should be illegal

I got to work this morning and realised I hadn't had any breakfast...
that really sucks.
Hello Jenn


Sunday, April 03, 2005

Maccas

I had McDonalds today and even though I find the stuff repulsive, I have this strange need to go back. Maybe it's the clown...That damn clown!


Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Tuesday Nights alright for something

This is me. As a pirate. With a green parrot. Why??
I don't know.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Sunday Might

Sometimes I wonder why I draw things...other times I just draw.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Tuesday makes me want to...

Greetings...
Slack is my middle name at the moment. I think I need a holiday on a deserted beach somewhere. With beer...yes...lot's of beer.




Monday, February 28, 2005

Monday is the start of the weak...

I don't feel well.
I need a new job,
new car and maybe one of these...



Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Sinus Tuesday

I think i'm coming down with sinus problems...yay

crap.




Monday, February 14, 2005

Finally

I'm such a slack arse. I've had a lot of work on lately hence the failure to update. Having said that though I've been so disenchanted with my job that I've started a cartoon based on my daily mundane experiences. It's probably not really funny unless you work here so you have been warned. It's here


Friday, January 28, 2005

All is revealed

Here's a couple of self portraits I did last night.