Thursday, December 23, 2004

Thursday 8:45 AM and counting

Last Day for 2 weeks!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
At 3pm we go to the pub for free beer!!
Why do I dislike shopping centres? What is it that attracts thousands of people to squeeze into a building and spend so much time together in discomfort? I ask you.
Anyway, looking forward to consuming copious amounts of beer...

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

IDEA!

Maybe I can get them to deliver a big box of donuts to me???



A donut a day...

I hereby dedicate the rest of my days to becoming morbidly obese. Not through eating just anything though...no, this plan will be executed through the mass consumption of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts (that's how they spell it). Sunday 19th December 2004. The time was around 6pm. I open the fridge and remove box and with a quivering hand remove the top. An audience of twelve delicious donuts stare back at me, their eyes wide with terror as I...hang on! donuts don't have eyes...
Oh well, I proceeded to taste each one taking a bite and savouring the delicious flavour that is KK. I ate 8 donuts in that sitting. I think my stomach gave up but my tastebuds were yelling for more.
There is a sad element to all this joyous munching. There is no KK in the state I live in, the closest being a short 2000km drive away. The sadness that engulfs me when I realise that eating more of these delicious little lard parcels is but a dream. Oh well, I'm sure my heart will thank me. Below is the proposed before and after.


Monday, December 20, 2004

Monday 2:07 PM

Hello.

A weekend that turned out to be too short. Three days would be more appropriate. I had the wonderful opportunity to taste Krispy Kreme donuts yesterday, a whole box!
I am lost for words at how much I enjoyed them. I will post something tomorrow about this new vice in my life.
Until then...A request from Jenn (as you can tell I recycled a pic...I'm lazy)