Friday

Even my father was big boned...


Sorry Jenn, that last one was animated.

Thursday means one thing....

PIZZA

Wednesday's Duo

Fighting the war against low fat foods...

Tuesday's too late

The apple and orange knew that it was just a matter of time...No one survives the back of the fridge, not if you're fruit.

Monday

Sometimes I need to reclaim my own space...away from the judgemental eyes.

Friday

These recurring dreams are delicious...

Thursday

Finally...away from the prying eyes of the converted. I can be bad and no one will know...

Wednesday adds up

An equation made in heaven.
Jenn, did you want tomato or bbq sauce?

Tuesday

Temptin' Chicken Time

Monday

The Diet Nightmare

Friday on my thighs

Hello Jenn, hope you had a good break. Thanks for the link on your page. Great Pic too you Rockstar!!


The Diet. Day 2

Thursday's Toon

And so my diet begins. I thought giving up smoking was hard...
Thoughts of gravy covered steaks and roast potatoes linger in the depths of my starved mind. Reality brings celery and carrots with it.

Happiness

Imagine...all the burgers and fries you could eat.
mmmmmmmm

Wednesday is Today

This week is dragging on like a corpse. I wonder what the hell I'm doing here. I have no idea. I need to draw something or I will go insane.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

First day of many

Here I am again. Belting out words at my work computer... These last 2 weeks have flown by.
I don't feel very inspired at the moment. I can't think of anything to draw. Maybe I'm just lazy...yes that's it.

Nearing the end...

Happy New Year to all who pass this through this cyber avenue. I know there are so many of you it will be hard to give you my well wishes personally, but here goes: Happy new year Jenn. Right that's it then. :)
Back to work on Monday and that really sucks but I suppose reality creeps back in eventually.
Will post some artwork soonish.

Thursday 8:45 AM and counting

Last Day for 2 weeks!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
At 3pm we go to the pub for free beer!!
Why do I dislike shopping centres? What is it that attracts thousands of people to squeeze into a building and spend so much time together in discomfort? I ask you.
Anyway, looking forward to consuming copious amounts of beer...

IDEA!

Maybe I can get them to deliver a big box of donuts to me???

A donut a day...

I hereby dedicate the rest of my days to becoming morbidly obese. Not through eating just anything though...no, this plan will be executed through the mass consumption of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts (that's how they spell it). Sunday 19th December 2004. The time was around 6pm. I open the fridge and remove box and with a quivering hand remove the top. An audience of twelve delicious donuts stare back at me, their eyes wide with terror as I...hang on! donuts don't have eyes...
Oh well, I proceeded to taste each one taking a bite and savouring the delicious flavour that is KK. I ate 8 donuts in that sitting. I think my stomach gave up but my tastebuds were yelling for more.
There is a sad element to all this joyous munching. There is no KK in the state I live in, the closest being a short 2000km drive away. The sadness that engulfs me when I realise that eating more of these delicious little lard parcels is but a dream. Oh well, I'm sure my heart will thank me. Below is the proposed before and after.

Monday 2:07 PM

Hello.

A weekend that turned out to be too short. Three days would be more appropriate. I had the wonderful opportunity to taste Krispy Kreme donuts yesterday, a whole box!
I am lost for words at how much I enjoyed them. I will post something tomorrow about this new vice in my life.
Until then...A request from Jenn (as you can tell I recycled a pic...I'm lazy)